A song about Cactusmomma!

[Kulanator]

I know a player
Whose costumes are always neater
Good, awesome, and hand-sewn
There must be something her closet
sipping Henessy and Coke
Layin' underneath the palm trees(Done UP)
The other cosplayers
Break their necks
Try'na creep a little sneak peek(At her)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To Momma's clothes
Once you Cos with her
You'll be falling love
Oooooh oh Oooooh

Cactus momma girls
Their unforgettable
Hancock Costumes
Double stick tape on top
Moon-kissed skin
So cool
She'll turn you into a popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

Cactusmomma girls
Their undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
She's got it on lock
Midcoast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Nami on the beach
She doesn't mind sand in her sandals
She gets ready
in her car
Kulanator on the stereo

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
to Momma's clothes
Once you cos with her
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh



Cactus momma girls
Their unforgettable
Hancock Costumes
Double stick tape on top
Moon-kissed skin
So cool
She'll turn you into a popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

Cactusmomma girls
Their undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
She's got it on lock
Midcoast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

(Kulanator verse)

Toned, Pale
Fit and ready
Turn it up 'cause it's gettin' heavy
Wild, Wild Midcoast
These are the girls we watch the most
I mean like she's the one
Watch her
Cos her
Atttack hug her at cons(huh!)

The girl's a Sheek
She drives a
And lives on the Chi-town Beach
I'm okay
I won't play
I love the bay
Just like I love IL
Deep Dish
and Windy City
Convention time is everything

All the Japs
Hangin' Out
All that fabric
Hangin' Out
Bikinis, Martinis, Sewing genies
No Mai weenies
Just the King
And the queen-ie
Momma my lady
(yeah)
You're Cosin' here baby
(Uh huh)
I'm all fan girlin you
Cause you cosing Kingy
(ohhh yeah)

(Cactusmomma)
Cactus momma girls
Their unforgettable
Hancock Costumes
Double stick tape on top
Moon-kissed skin
So cool
She'll turn you into a popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

Cactusmomma girls
Their undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
She's got it on lock
Midcoast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

(Kulanator)
(Cactusmommaaaa, Cactusmommaaa)
Cactusmomma girls man
I wish all cosplayers could be
Cactusmomma girls
(Cactusmommaa)
I really wish
You could all be
Cactusmomma girls
(Cactusmommaaa, girls)

Set to California girls by Katy Perry!

[Ryth]

This woman played at the Cyberfanatix.
About two people were at the show.
The jam session was awesome!
It whupped the two-humped bactrian camel's ass.

Kulanator,
Kulanator,
Kulanator,
Kulanator.

The band played on.
The band got down like a magikist.
The crowd roared like a mountain lion.
It was the whipping of a two humped bactrian camel's ass.

Kulanator,
Kulanator,
Kulanator,
Kulanator.

(solo)

The internet song was over at last.
A lot of fans met Kulanator and her rock band.
The jam session was awesome!
It whipped a horse's ass!

Kulanator,
Kulanator,
Kulanator,
Kulanator!

Rock over London,
Rock on, Chicago.

SNK; The future is now.

[T.Bogard]

there is no ode for this your server?

[Ryth]

Only if I emulate the sensational Wesley Willis style.

[Kulanator]

there is no ode for this your server?

I know Momma well enough to make a song about her. I have no idea where to begin with you though. Its not like I could just give you a list of questions to answer.