Ask Vectadamus: The return of clarity.

[OrochiLeonaUK]

1.  I kissed a girl and I liked it? The taste of her cherry chapstick?
A. What's the deal with Bayonetta?
#. Can you help me Feng Shui my living room?
R. What is the combo for life itself? I always thought it was simply J.HK, Cr.HK.

Thanks for being so claritable.

[Don Vecta]

1.  I kissed a girl and I liked it? The taste of her cherry chapstick?

Quite probly, pay her the favor by eating a fine dark chocolate befoire kissing her or... avoid Sauerkraut before doing so.

A. What's the deal with Bayonetta?

It's a woman who it's butt naked but wears her clothes with her own hair... for instance, this is either very sexy or very gross. Take your choice.

#. Can you help me Feng Shui my living room?

Sure. nothing like a set of candles, some inciense, some porno posters, gaudi curtains and zebra fur cushions can't do.

R. What is the combo for life itself? I always thought it was simply J.HK, Cr.HK.

df 2, df 1, df 3 1, d 2 B!, uf 1 3 3+4, (carry to wall) df 1 2, f 2+3. (87 dam). This is my basic combo of life.

Thanks for being so claritable.

Of course.

Why am I still stuck at one post

Because In the Twilight Zoine you are just a figment of imagination of Vin Diesel, therefore, none of us exist here.

VH1 is still continuing with the reality tv nonsense. Can you make them stop?

Indeed I can! *click the off button of your TV remote controller*

Oh great Vectadamus, please enlighten me when I ask thee...

Should I feel bad about drinking Vodka during the week?

Ask your liver, that IS the one who feels bad.

Vecta, can you give me tips on how to make god-tier vidya editing, and maybe lend me a hand with a certain storyline series *cough*FatalFuryLegacyOfMightRe-Bout*cough*

What I can do is forward you with some video editors to help out, I can help with the script and the storyline for the Legacy of MIght if you wish, I do still a hot idea for that. Hit me up by PM.



Clarity, never go out without it.

[Eddie]

Thank you oh wise Vectadamus now my liver can STFU. >=D

But I am in dire need of thy knowledge again oh clarified one.

Why the good old Blackhole of CX 2.0 turn into the Twilight Zone, thus avoiding me of making some extra jokes?

[cactusmomma]

Vectababy, why'd the Clicky Tank have to die? 

[OrochiLeonaUK]

Big VectaD... (as the ghetto kids call him)

1. My miserable friend is visiting today, How can I cheer him up?
4. How can I make my life more like Garou: Mark Of The Wolves?
@. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. But in many cases, should they be?
1. When I eat Chilli chocolate, my hands look huge, what is that stuff doing to me?

Clarity, I wear it like a badge of honour.

[Don Vecta]

Thank you oh wise Vectadamus now my liver can STFU. >=D

But I am in dire need of thy knowledge again oh clarified one.

Why the good old Blackhole of CX 2.0 turn into the Twilight Zone, thus avoiding me of making some extra jokes?

Because after digging the blackhole too much you'll reach the Twilight Zone... if you catch my drift.

Vectababy, why'd the Clicky Tank have to die? 

Who says it's dead? It's alive in your heart! (awwwww)

Big VectaD... (as the ghetto kids call him)

1. My miserable friend is visiting today, How can I cheer him up?

Try blowjobs?

4. How can I make my life more like Garou: Mark Of The Wolves?

Keep promise everyone that SOMEDAY you'll have a part 2... but you never will.

@. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. But in many cases, should they be?

That's why there's ranks for everything now, opinions should be different. Try Mentor? Brawler? Tekken Lord?

1. When I eat Chilli chocolate, my hands look huge, what is that stuff doing to me?

that thing it's supposed to be rubbed on your dick, you moron!

Clarity, I wear it like a badge of honour.

With all pride.

[OrochiLeonaUK]

1.Try blowjobs?
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1. that thing it's supposed to be rubbed on your dick, you moron!

Combining those two answers solved a myriad of problems. Now everything's just peachy.

[Eddie]

Thank you oh Vectadamus now I realize we are way beyond the Blackhole.

Now zie next question.

What the fuck happened to our vampires? Back in the 90's they were a little girly but kicked all sorts of ass but now they're girly and so sparkly that we should sell them at Tifanny's? What the fuck happened, politically correct police ordered them to play nice? Did they just decide to eat Tofu instead of sucking people dry? Enlighten me oh clarified one.

[Don Vecta]

What the fuck happened to our vampires? Back in the 90's they were a little girly but kicked all sorts of ass but now they're girly and so sparkly that we should sell them at Tifanny's?

This is the cause of letting mainstream emo overtake their goth attired and styles. An angry goth can fight, an angry emo can only whine and bleed.

What the fuck happened, politically correct police ordered them to play nice?

Most likely Tim Burton.

Did they just decide to eat Tofu instead of sucking people dry?

Nah, they'd go for a low fat fresh potato juice.

Enlighten me oh clarified one.

Enlightened, you has been.

[OrochiLeonaUK]

1. Why do bad things happen?
1. Can you invent a portable power source to replace batteries?
1. What happened to Karin from SFAIII?
6. So what am I supposed to put in this pie I'm making? It's dessert-based.

[Eddie]

How exactly is the world going to end in 2012? Will it implode? Fall under it's own gravity? Zombiepocalypse? Good'ol'an tasty nuke war? Aliens will invade earth and steal all the girls?Or something?

[Don Vecta]

1. Why do bad things happen?

Because otherwise we couldn't tell what's so good about the good things.

1. Can you invent a portable power source to replace batteries?

Well, if swamp gas it's a natural source of energy, well, as a portable power source why not farts? Not so different from swamp gas anyway.

1. What happened to Karin from SFAIII?

Got absorbed by a custom item set for Lili in Tekken 5 DR.

6. So what am I supposed to put in this pie I'm making? It's dessert-based.

Try some Chili Doritos? Then splash it in your face. Yes. Just like that. Then try to lick it off your face without using your hands.

How exactly is the world going to end in 2012? Will it implode?

No.

Fall under it's own gravity?

No.

Zombiepocalypse?

S.T.A.R.S. members and Frank West are still alive, so... no.

Good'ol'an tasty nuke war?

Have you seen any Vault-Tec advertisement lately? No? Then it won't happen.

Aliens will invade earth and steal all the girls?

Meh, we still have Ripley... or one of her several clones anyway. Also Predators can come to help us out so no worries about that.

Or something?

^
This.


Clarity: If you are not getting it then clean the god damn mirror!

[Kei]

Oh wise Vectadamus I ask of thee, how may man and woman alike pursue the charms of the squiggly lines that appears in our eyes?

->If a man were to watch porno where man and woman share the screen and he notice the man more than the woman, does that make the man watching the porno gay? Likewise if a woman were to notice the woman more, does that make her lesbo?

-->Is missing a 100buck shot a facepalm situation?

[Don Vecta]

Oh wise Vectadamus I ask of thee, how may man and woman alike pursue the charms of the squiggly lines that appears in our eyes?

Let's follow this logic: Love is blind. And since love it's as much as eating tremendous qualities of chocolate and eating chocolate it's a happiness we can say that... EATING CHOCOLATE MAKES YOU BLIND!... and those squiggly lines in the eyes are just a lie from the Matrix!

->If a man were to watch porno where man and woman share the screen and he notice the man more than the woman, does that make the man watching the porno gay? Likewise if a woman were to notice the woman more, does that make her lesbo?

One answer for you: Kinsey scale.

-->Is missing a 100buck shot a facepalm situation?

Definitely. Make sure to put some red paint in your hand before doing so so the fp can be remarkable.


Clarity: more than popping a pill and listening to Beethoven.

[Eddie]

So assuming that only the "or something" alternative is the correct one about how the world will end in 2012. Would that "or something" be and Irken invasion full of doomy death led by Zim?

And so, in case of a full-fledged alien invasion how well do you suppose earth's defenses are against it?