Ask Vectadamus: The return of clarity.

[Kei]

Well... if you were to coat your tongue with a stimulant for extra pepsin excreting from your rear glands, a bit of NaCl, HCl, and some H-CH2OOH-OH all it would take is probably 8 licks. If you like to do it the old school way you may as well lick your way through a wall.

[Don Vecta]

Okay, 4 wisdoms gathered. Let's review.

700!!!

I see you've already sit down to find the answer while licking ans sucking deeply to hit the spot. Nice effort, but not even close.

Hahaha, you silly clarificator, you don't have to lick it at all, you just unwrap it, put it on a sturdy table and hit it with a hammer, In fact you can have very different outcomes of smashingness depending on the hammer, you'll get to the center in no time, a helluva lot quickier than just licking it, and most of the time with just one smashing hit of the hammer. 

While you are giving a straight solution to reach the spot, the riddle asks EXACTLY licks! You, my friend, are failing in the quest just like the Owl, the Cow, the Turtle and the Fox. Game over, insert coins, continue?

What the hell is a tootsie pop?
You wacky Yankees with your snack foods, yer Twinkies and yer Corn Dogs.

Is a Tootsie Pop a clarity based food product?

It is, and the rant it's not the answer to solve this world's biggest mystery with wisdom and clarity. Watch the original commercials in Youtube or something and try again.

Well... if you were to coat your tongue with a stimulant for extra pepsin excreting from your rear glands, a bit of NaCl, HCl, and some H-CH2OOH-OH all it would take is probably 8 licks. If you like to do it the old school way you may as well lick your way through a wall.

Here, Kei, has found the closest thing to the answer. I applaud the effort and grant you one more Karma as a sign of enlightment and a closer approach of CLARITY (echo voice).


Stay tuned for my next riddle of clarity. In the meantime, keep asking your questions about the wisdom and mysteries of the world.

Clarity, lemon and tabasco makes it tastier.

[Freeman]

I see you've already sit down to find the answer while licking ans sucking deeply to hit the spot. Nice effort, but not even close.

Yes, I sat on your "speed bump" for find the answer, !!!

But, wait dear friend, I´m thinking that you can help me!!! Give me your hand, please!!!

[OrochiLeonaUK]

Dr. V, (I feel, as a regular customer, I can be a bit more informal)

2.
What chocolate bar is the chocolate bar?

4.
Do cameras really steal your soul?

F5.
Has anyone ever made a customed Vice sprite in Neo Geo Pocket style?

T-bone Suplex.
If a tree falls in the woods and no-one is around, should I invest in a new pair of shoes?


Clarity. Often imitated, never duplicated.

[T.Bogard]

answer me this:

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Over 9000!!!!

Over 9000 licks

[Don Vecta]

Dr. V, (I feel, as a regular customer, I can be a bit more informal)

2.
What chocolate bar is the chocolate bar?

I have a personal fascination towards Nestle's Crunch bar.

4.
Do cameras really steal your soul?

Isn't a perfect example the soulless shit that you can see through television and magazines a clear evidence of such a fact?

F5.
Has anyone ever made a customed Vice sprite in Neo Geo Pocket style?

I don't think so, but I do remember that in CX 2.0 there were some chibis from each and every character from 98 to 2002. Those were used for illustrating versus matches.

T-bone Suplex.
If a tree falls in the woods and no-one is around, should I invest in a new pair of shoes?

If and ONLY if the crocodile was killed by the falling log... and since no-one was around no need to worry about PETA bothering you with that. If it was a gorilla found under the fallen tree then you can use it for a coat, ask Pete Burns about it and rest assured you won't get arrested in the UK for that (the gorilla WAS already dead).

Clarity. Often imitated, never duplicated.

XEROX tries so hard... silly little rabbits!

Over 9000!!!!

Over 9000 licks

And here's the correct answer to the former wisdom.

[Concho]

Dear Youg Vecta:

Why Bimbo bread contains three covers?

[Don Vecta]

Dear Youg Vecta:

Why Bimbo bread contains three covers?

To keep it warm.



Clarity. The most valuable thing in the world... beyond money. No, seriously.

[Eddie]

*insert coins and presses start*

Oh Vectadamus, have thou ever thought of making some kind of set of drills and workshops to properly train others so they too can spread the clarity to other corners of world and the internetz? If so, how does it work?

[Yuki Yagami]

Well, Mature appeared in the 2nd Days of Memories, in a Gals Island Mobile Game and was the first one to appear in KOF XII Consoles had a 2002 UM figure of her, while Vice, she never appeared in the SNKP-produced Mobile Games and never made a Vice figure for KOF 2002 UM. Is it just me or SNK Playmore favors Mature over Vice?

Mature presumably lost an eye in after Iori went ROTB and mauled her at the end of KOF '96. In case Vice gets in KOF XIII, what body part will she lose after Iori mauled her in '96?

What will be your reaction if the 3rd Member of the Yagami Team in XIII is not Vice (for example, we get Eiji, Yamazaki, Oswald, Angel or Freeman instead)?

[Don Vecta]

*insert coins and presses start*

Oh Vectadamus, have thou ever thought of making some kind of set of drills and workshops to properly train others so they too can spread the clarity to other corners of world and the internetz? If so, how does it work?

Well, the tests of clarity (like the tootsie pop question) it's a beginning to develop clarity and an institution of the true vision of life. I shall proceed with further tests to go on the tradition.

Well, Mature appeared in the 2nd Days of Memories, in a Gals Island Mobile Game and was the first one to appear in KOF XII Consoles had a 2002 UM figure of her, while Vice, she never appeared in the SNKP-produced Mobile Games and never made a Vice figure for KOF 2002 UM. Is it just me or SNK Playmore favors Mature over Vice?

Mayhaps, but then again Vice made her solo appearance in CVS series! Aaaaaaaand... besides 96, where she was bottom tier), fro 98 she always topped Mature in skill, so fuck that!

I still love both of them, though.

Mature presumably lost an eye in after Iori went ROTB and mauled her at the end of KOF '96. In case Vice gets in KOF XIII, what body part will she lose after Iori mauled her in '96?

Her virginity.

What will be your reaction if the 3rd Member of the Yagami Team in XIII is not Vice (for example, we get Eiji, Yamazaki, Oswald, Angel or Freeman instead)?

Throw a tantrum and set SNK-P on fire and annoy each and every fighting gaming forum about it until my reputation goes to the floor and get perma-banned from every place of the internetz!

Oh... and give up fighting games and join the cross stitch top players team!


Clarity. Best accompanied with a nice bottle of Chardonay and roasted peanuts over candle lights.

[Concho]

Her virginity.

 

[OrochiLeonaUK]

Dr. V.

1. I believe it is time for the filling of Snickers bars to be replaced, but with what?

F2. How important iz TeH IntArNetz?

69. I have to visit the opticians today, any advice?

667. Why the hell can't I get MSN working on my PC?

^%$^%$.  Have you ever considered opening an orphanage and training the children who live there as your evil minions?


Clarity. If it was a movie. It would be in IMDB's top 100

[The Blacknoah]

Oh might and all-knowing benevolent Vecta, this unworthy peon asks for your wisdom! For centuries, this question I am about to ask you has been left unanswered by even the wisest of scholars! I believe only YOU are qualified to answer this unresolved mystery! And my question is:



Who in your opinion will win:


PIRATES http://a7.vox.com/6a00d09e4cb8a9be2b00cd97213a274cd5-500pi

or

NINJAS? http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/04/aizu_mai_a.jpg


PLEASE SHOW ME THE PATH TO CLARITY!

Clarity. If Rugal had it, he wouldn't have needed the Orochi to be god.

[Dody]

Oh the wise Vectadamus, can I finally have PS 3???