Ask Vectadamus: The return of clarity.

[Don Vecta]

Clarity... you, lone wanderer, been searching for it, me, the almighty Vectadamus will grant you clarity about the secrets of the universe like why a tomato is a fruit when it's not sweet whatsoever or... what color of underwear you should put on while going for a work interview (trust me, youngin', it DOES matter!).

So, ask away, my brethren, as I'd share my knwoeldge and clarity of the future, the present, the past... in simple, continuous, perfect and progressive (no conditional).

[Ryth]

Vecta, I have the hands of a woman. How do I make my hands grow larger?

[Don Vecta]

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Vecta, I have the hands of a woman. How do I make my hands grow larger?

Well, first of all, stop putting your mom's creams on them. Want to enlarge your... hands? Well, try the evil products you mentioned on your subject, I'm sure they might work.

You've been clarified.

[Eddie]

How come the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon?

[Don Vecta]

How come the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon?

Means neither stealthy ninjas nor self-help writers are suitable to be astronauts.

[Sol_Shingo]

Oh great Vectadamus, please share your wisdom.

Why must God/Allah/Buddha/whatever deity you worship make us suffer with that abomination from Hell that is called The King of Fighters: The Movie?

Is there life outside of Earth? If so what's the proof that there is?

Will I ever find happiness?

[RedHurricane24]

How can I get a Rick James high without coke or weed?

[Running Wild]

When are you gonna fight me in HDR.

I been waiting for months.

[Don Vecta]

Oh great Vectadamus, please share your wisdom.

Why must God/Allah/Buddha/whatever deity you worship make us suffer with that abomination from Hell that is called The King of Fighters: The Movie?

Because we've been very very bad boys.

Is there life outside of Earth? If so what's the proof that there is?

Just don't ask any ninja nor a self-help writer.

Will I ever find happiness?

Try experimenting something with a pair of handcuffs, tons of lube and a cater prod. Be as creative as you can be and happiness will be there.

How can I get a Rick James high without coke or weed?

Buy him a plane ticket to Mexico City or Lima, Peru or any other city in a high attitude... or, for instance, send him to explore the limit of the sky or to clean up the footsteps on the moon and in the same time answer Sol Shingo's question. That's as high as he could be without stimulants.

Man, I love delegating duties instead of me doing them.

When are you gonna fight me in HDR.

I been waiting for months.

Ready when you are, Sergeant Izlude.

[Eddie]

Oh wise Vectadamus, how would you solve world hunger?

[Tizoc]

Why did my ISP ban Imageshack, but still allow me to access a Board that has hentai preggo images (not that I have a problem with that...)?

[Don Vecta]

Oh wise Vectadamus, how would you solve world hunger?

The way the Mexican government wanted to solve it by raising 2% of tax of EVERYTHING (yes, even the basic stuff like food and drinks), this way everyone will die of hunger and VOILA! World hunger's it's eradicated!

Why did my ISP ban Imageshack, but still allow me to access a Board that has hentai preggo images (not that I have a problem with that...)?

Aww innocent victim of repression! You still can access Youtube, Facebook, Blogspot and probly many other sites (come on, you still can find pr0n!) while here, in the land of the red giant, can't do shit since none of the sites listed above (and lot more) can be viewed.

Clarity, best taken with lemon and salt.

[rikasaurus]

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VH1 is still continuing with the reality tv nonsense. Can you make them stop?

[Eddie]

Oh great Vectadamus, please enlighten me when I ask thee...

Should I feel bad about drinking Vodka during the week?

[Running Wild]

Vecta, can you give me tips on how to make god-tier vidya editing, and maybe lend me a hand with a certain storyline series *cough*FatalFuryLegacyOfMightRe-Bout*cough*