The Dark Orb of Corrupted Wishes

[Kei]

One starts a wish then the next poster will assume the role of the 'genie' that grants the wish. Then once the wish is granted the genie assumes the role of the wisher. Rinse and repeat. Let our minds conjure the most twisted interpretations of every wish. (for clarity sake, let us make our wishes into one paragraph and the granting of wishes into another double space)

I wish I didn't need glasses.

[Don Vecta]

LOL, corrupt a wish! this was fun.


Granted. Now you only need a pacemaker, a pair of crutches and prosthetic teeth.



I wish KOFXII could have been completed.

[OrochiLeonaUK]

Granted.
Momoko is "S" tier, Online still doesnt work.

I wish it would stop raining.

[Eddie]

Sure thing instead the temperature will just be 35 degrees celsius but it'll feel like 55 outside.

Wish it would start snowing around here.

[hybridial]

Granted, Temperatures would drop to -30 Celcius and the snow would stay for months on end.

I wish something would cure the infection that's killing my legs.

[Don Vecta]

Granted. Now the infection it's gone from your legs and now it's crawling in your crotch.


I wish Chinese New Year were less boring.

[Eddie]

Granted, now you'll have a Mardi Grass right next to your home ... but there won't be any girls.

I wish there was AN ACTUAL holiday instead of Carnaval.

[Kei]

Granted. But all paychecks will be held back a week.

I wish KOF skystage had Kensou and Shingo as playable characters.

[Eddie]

Granted, but they'll be bottom tier and there will also include Momoko and she will be ultra-mega-fuckage-god tier.

Wish there was chilly wind blowing today.

[Don Vecta]

Granted. you're right outside my door (or the door of my gf's parents anyway). It's -9 Celsius and it's 2:00 am and I'm sleep. And you wouldn't like to make noise in trying to get in because my father-in-law will go all Chairman Mao on your ass.



I wish I could go back to Guangzhou now and play Fallout 3 GOTY.

[Eddie]

Granted, but the Enclave will also be there armed with a shit-ton of Gauss Rifles with a perfect percentage to shoot you down with VATS (crotch first for a little Fallout 2 style) ... oh and you'll be armed with a plunger with no armor whatsoever.

Wish I had a PC to play the new Stalker game.

[Kei]

Granted, but the PC came with a real life stalker that apparently has his sights on you for years. He lost track of you when he had to move away but now that he sees you eheheheh...Time to play <insert Pinhead crap in your pants scarey voice>

I wish I had my $262.98 back from my dinner and $20 from the arcade.  Expensive day w/GF -.-

[Don Vecta]

Granted. She payed everything... but ain't gonna have any honey in 3 months.



I wish I could go to Vegas now (this one it's potentially juicy!)

[OrochiLeonaUK]

Granted. You have a great time at the casinos then wake up in a sleazy motel married to two ugly ass cocktail waitresses.
Also. Congratulations, you have Chlamydia.

I wish I had a new career.

[Eddie]

Granted, but your new career is of a Janitor in the sleaziest, most disgusting porn studio ever (Complete with fugly porn actresses who don't wash themselves for months)

I wish I had loads of money.